Self Description: Looking for a husband before my houseplants start judging my life choices. My hobbies include staying optimistic and believing there is still one good man left on the internet. Statistically, he has to be somewhere. Hopefully reading this.

Comments: A man who still gets excited about life, not just discounts. Can carry groceries, hold a conversation, and occasionally hold me too. If you're smiling right now, that's probably not a bad sign.